My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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