Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
