y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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