well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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