help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
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I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
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I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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