he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
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