I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
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I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
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I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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