is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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