Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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