it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
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He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
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I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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