So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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