is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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