I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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