YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
i think i just naturally attract stoners
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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