But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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