so let's talk penis.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Randomize
