I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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