I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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