How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
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