Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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