awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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