I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
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sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
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I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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