Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
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I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
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MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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