dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
