Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
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Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
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I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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