seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
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You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
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My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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