Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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