so that wasnt chicken after all
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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