im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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