He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
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it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
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You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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