I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
No subtext here. People are naked.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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