Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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