Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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