the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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