Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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