so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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