i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
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will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
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I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?