I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
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heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
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We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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