do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
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I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
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Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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