physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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