I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I just want nice things and good sex
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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