It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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