a queef is a wish your heart makes.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
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I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
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I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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