Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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