Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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