nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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