What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Randomize
