I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
