i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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