that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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