Having a random hookup so left but love u
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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