I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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