Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
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We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
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Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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