Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
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Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Still dying that you shit outside
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
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I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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