Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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