I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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